POSH way;
EXTRA pics from neway that day, we reached tooooooooooooooo early at 11.30 am!
Simply SS....Sienzzz
Then, called Carmen and heard her laughed at us. ==
Played 'I spy', saw a pink car, dual color car & Sab thinks she saw a criminal?
Decided to go to San Francisco Steakhouse instead of sitting on the stairsThis was in Sab's blog, so freaking hilarious....
STEPS: Get butts off the stairs and stand up. Walk. Walk. Walk all the way down to ground floor. Ignore the pervs who were/are/might be/will be staring. Walk in the direction of SanFran Steakhouse.
When approaching destination, start acting POSH: speak proper English without grammar mistakes, don't use lah! or mah!, walk nicely and elegantly, show off the brand of your Versace bag (xinwen), walk like you're goddamn rich.
Once reached entrance of destination, look at the menu. Say things like: My goodness! Everything looks so yummy. But sadly, I'm really full, so maybe I'll just something light. What about you?
Get your partner in crime to act along and say: Oh yes indeed! I totally ah-gree with you.
Smile at the people there. Walk with class to a table. Order whatever it is you want. (Preferably ONE dish. The cheapest one, too. Since you're "so full" already.)
Once the people are MIA, relax and congratulate each other.
Once the people are Back In Action (BIA), talk posh, like you know everything under the sun. And put on slight accent. And even though you may not know exactly what you're babbling about, act as though it's the most matter-of-fact thing. Eg: "My goodness me, the economy currently. Tsk....." or "Do you know I saw this lovely pair of earrings the other day? They were so........"
When approaching destination, start acting POSH: speak proper English without grammar mistakes, don't use lah! or mah!, walk nicely and elegantly, show off the brand of your Versace bag (xinwen), walk like you're goddamn rich.
Once reached entrance of destination, look at the menu. Say things like: My goodness! Everything looks so yummy. But sadly, I'm really full, so maybe I'll just something light. What about you?
Get your partner in crime to act along and say: Oh yes indeed! I totally ah-gree with you.
Smile at the people there. Walk with class to a table. Order whatever it is you want. (Preferably ONE dish. The cheapest one, too. Since you're "so full" already.)
Once the people are MIA, relax and congratulate each other.
Once the people are Back In Action (BIA), talk posh, like you know everything under the sun. And put on slight accent. And even though you may not know exactly what you're babbling about, act as though it's the most matter-of-fact thing. Eg: "My goodness me, the economy currently. Tsk....." or "Do you know I saw this lovely pair of earrings the other day? They were so........"
I guess that's what make all the memories....xD
We were intrigued by a bug, wow, definitely not posh.By the way, it wasn't a fly.
See the dot?Credits to Sab's always-battery-wanna die phone.
posted by xw @ 3:46 PM
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