Fighting Umbrella Corporation;
FIGHT AGAINST UMBRELLA CORPORATION!!!
For the non-resident evil fanatics, I cursed you, the definition of UMBRELLA CORPORATION : an evil fictional bioengineering pharmaceutical company in the Resident Evil universe
Want to know what i would do to this umbrella?
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nothing.
umbrella too cute.
Let's use this one.Take this beautiful umbrella, *exaggerating la, obvious*
As Alice I would, (Alice because she is hotter, no offense to Claire fans!)
HAI-YAH!!!!!!!!!!!! WACHACHACHA!!!! *do some elaborate kung-fu moves with the axe*STOMP; CHOP; KICK
FINAL PRODUCT: deng deng deng deng!then, shove it in the corporation's mastermind's freaking A**!!!
This would stop his flow of the digestive system and you know lah.....
According to my calculations, it would takemins
2 -for elaborate kungfu moves
5 -for stomping, kicking, chopping
2 -for screaming and cursing
4 -for shoving umbrella up @$$!
total time used : 13mins
This would definitely save time and prevent further virus infections.
By the way, the logo is way confusing.What if a not-so-bright person came waltzing in the corporation and saw the logo.
First impression,
beach umbrellas.Then, they start chatting excitedly about going to the beach.
Not really helpful to rule the world right?
Of course, Alice & Claire are professionals, so technically, they would have a better plan.
Can't wait to see if their plans lead them to their success and save the world from being lifeless people aka zombies or if my plan is better....
Hope win the tickets from Nuffnang!
posted by xw @ 8:12 PM
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